Appointment with an IDIOT!

One day, Mullah Nasruddin had invited a visiting scholar to his house for a meal. Upon the self-important visiting scholar’s arrival at Nasruddin’s house, the scholar knocked and knocked. When nobody answered, he looked through the windows and found no one.

The scholar still waited, and as he waited, he became angrier and angrier. “Why, doesn’t he know who I am?” the scholar thundered as he stomped around the front courtyard. Finally, he became so angry he grabbed a pencil and scribbled on his door, IDIOT!

Well, at 2 o’clock, Nasruddin returned home and suddenly remembered! He ran back to the market looking for the scholar and when he spotted him, Nasruddin said, “Oh, I’m so sorry, please forgive me. I remembered our appointment when I saw your name written on my door.”

A scholar meets Nasruddin

Nasruddin,ferrying a pedant across a piece of rough water, said something ungrammatical to the scholar. “Have you never studied grammar?” asked the scholar.

“No.”

“Then half your life is wasted.”

A few minutes later, Nasruddin turned to the passenger.

“Have you ever learned how to swim?”

“No. Why?”

“Then all your life is wasted – we are sinking!”

Be Quiet with Mullah!

A drunkard sat next to old Mullah Nasruddin on a bus. Thinking that Nasruddin was a preacher from his appearance, he started a conversation, “I’m not going to heaven. There is no heaven.”
The Mullah maintained silence.
“I say there is no heaven,” shouted the drunkard. The Mullah still didn’t answer.
“I said I’m not going to heaven,” shouted the drunkard.

Mullah Nasruddin quietly turned to the drunkard and said, “Well, go to hell then, but be quiet about it.”